Merry Christmas & Happy new year

Gabinet dentystyczny. Z fotela schodzi zapłakany 7-latek. Matka uśmiechnięta, bo ząbki wyborowane.
- Syneczku, co panu powiesz?
- Ty ch*ju!

maciuś co gra z kolegą i chuja robi w meczu,wchodzi przed celownik albo stoji jak widły w gnoju i blokuje

+ rep slovakian spy

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep vdaka tejto fotke sa mi zvysil pocet erekcii za minutu z 0 na 5. Odporucam aj inym ludom lepsie nez Clavin Platinu. Dakujem ti pane Boze za takuto fotku v takejto tazkej chvili. LUBIM TA DOMINIK.(NO ♥♥♥♥).