Recent reviews by St. Luigi of Mangione

this game ♥♥♥♥♥

First off, I want to say that I discovered this game a couple weeks ago and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT! However, with the amount of hackers/cheaters that I have encountered so far, I can't recommend that anyone buy this game yet.

The shop metrics and the drop rate for "Kudos" (in-game currency) seems fair, and it encourages me to want to keep playing - which I love. The problem is that the hackers and the cheaters claim all the "crowns" (currency you only obtain by winning 1st place) - so you are rarely able to earn the rarest items/skins.

To add insult to injury, the hackers are flying around the map wearing all the latest skins - ruining the game. And all the rest of us are just trying to enjoy a fun game and win a crown or two...

Very sad to see a potential masterpiece ruined by hackers. This game gives me strong Mario Party vibes that I haven't felt for years while gaming.

I'm on a mission to silence 4 corrupt jurors who are about to return a verdict that would seriously damage the share price of Redwood Cigarettes, Inc. If I'm successful, it's expected that Redwood Cigarettes' stock price will skyrocket in value the following day. To prepare for my mission I customize my sniper rifle with an advanced scope and a supressor, I grab a nice versitile vehicle (lifted Ford F-150), and I spend the remainder of my cash on Redwood Cigarrette stock on the hopes that my mission will be successful.

However, after I execute the first corrupt juror the situation on the ground forces me to make some adjustments to my plan. The cops are on me, but its only one star so its not too much of a concern. On to the second juror. I take him out quickly but the cops see me do it again and they are starting to get pissed. Two stars. Still not that bad. The third juror is standing on a sidewalk so I easily find him and run him down (again right in front of the cops). Three stars. Now I've got to do something to deal with these cops before I make my way to the final juror who is hanging out on his yacht in the harbor.

But then I notice, I'm running out of time. Just one minute before juror number four goes into hiding and my mission is a complete failure. Frantically I speed toward the harbor. Thank God I decided to use a sniper rifle for this mission. All I need is a good vantage point. Then I see it. Perfectly positioned near the harbor are some high bluffs that I can easily drive up with my lifted Ford F-150 to get a birds-eye view of my target. 'It's gonna be close,' I think to myself, 'but I got this mission.'

At this point I'm feeling really smart. Correct weapon choice, correct vehicle choice, and a chance for an enormous payout (due to my purchase of Redwood Cigarrette stock before the killing spree began).

I park my truck at the top of the remote bluff. Hop out, and start to train my sights on the final juror. 20 seconds left. The boat is moving up and down with the waves, making this a pretty difficult shot. I put the jurors head right in the crosshairs. 10 seconds left. And just as I'm squeezing down on the trigger...

I am mauled by a mountain lion. Michael is dead. Mission failure. 11/10. Moar plz. Best GTA ever.