Linus 😎
Linus   Sweden
 
 
If I leave here tomorrow

Would you still remember me
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The screen starts out black...
Slowly you see the protagonist, whose eyes you are watching through, start to blink. You're on your knees, looking down at your hands you see they are tied together. People are talking about payment in the background. "Guess who's waking up over here", a voice rings out. You look up. In front of you I'm standing in a checkered suit, along with two punk lookin fellers. "Time to cash out", I say. The feller on the left looks impatient. "Will you get it over with?" he asks. I raise my hand to quiet him. "Maybe liberals kill people without looking them in the face, but I ain't a tard, you dig?"

I turn and look at you. "You've made your last delivery kid." as I pull out the original United States Bill of Rights, the very document you were supposed to deliver. After quickly showing you what I was after I put it back inside my jacket and reach for something else. "Sorry you got twisted up in this scene." as I pull out an AR-15 from my suit jacket, and not just any AR. The handguard is a lightweight type, it's clearly been SBR'd and the stock is quite clearly a bump stock. "Didn't Drumpf ban those?" you think to yourself. But what stands out more than anything is the color. "From where you're kneeling this must seem like a hot pink run of bad luck.", slowly you start to realize what's about to happen as I shift my gaze back and forth between my gun and you. "But truth is..." I pause and point the gun at you. Your life starts flashing before your eyes. You are just a simple aircraft mechanic, looking to land a nice job at starbucks, and now you're going to end up in a ditch somewhere. You see me open my mouth for what you know are going to be the last words you'll ever hear.

"The game was rigged from the start."

A gunshot noise, and the screen turns black again.
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Hain_Z 19 Mar @ 7:13am 
hallo :D
itsamegg 27 Nov, 2021 @ 8:32pm 
My phone rang. Sister. I picked it. "They're dead, she sobbed. They're all dead. M-mom, dad, Chris, Bill. Dead. They killed them all." I could barely understand her, so great were her sobs. "What do you mean? Where are you?" I asked urgently. "How is this possi-" a single gunshot sounded through my phone's speakers. Silence. Then, I heard a man's voice. "No one out-pizzas the Hut." He hung up. I drove down the empty county road, mind blank. I had nothing. They killed my family. I was alone. At that moment I knew what I had to do. They took everything from me. Well then, I would take everything from them. Pizza Hut was so terrified of being out-pizza'd, they forgot there's one thing worse than a man with a recipe: A man with nothing to lose. I'll give them a limited time offer they won't be able to refuse: two bullets for the price of one. With a free side order of pain.
itsamegg 27 Nov, 2021 @ 8:32pm 
The kid working the counter choked out his dying breath as the manager turned to me. "You just had to do it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You just had to out-pizza the Hut." He shoved the gun in my face. I was too scared to fight, too scared to run. The manager pulled the trigger. A click. The gun was empty. I threw a chair at the manager and scrambled out of the Pizza Hut, not even bothering to see if my missile hit its mark. I was closely pursued by the manager, who had gotten his hands on a deadly sharp pizza cutter. I suspected in his hands it would cut more than pizza. Somehow, I was able to get into my car and speed off, the manager cursing my existence as I left him behind. I took a deep breath. The manager was clearly psychotic. Yes, that was it, just a crazy man with a gun. It had to be.
itsamegg 27 Nov, 2021 @ 8:32pm 
I finally did it. I out-pizza'd the Hut. It was the greatest mistake of my life. After years of perfecting my recipe, I made my way down to the local hut, fresh-baked pizza pie in hand. "Try this," I told the kid working the counter. He did, and he had to agree that it was better than anything Pizza Hut had to offer. Soon, the entire store, customers included, was feasting on my delicious pie. The manager walked over, grabbed a slice, and took a bite. I look at him, anticipation rising. This was the boss, the local fief lord of the Hut. His approval meant more to me than all the rest combined. He took a bite and nodded. "I'll be damned," he said, "you really did it. You out-pizza'd the Hut. Shame." Shame? What did he mean by tha- the manager pulled a gun out from behind his apron and shot the nearest customer in the head. "We have a Code Jalapeño," he said into his wrist as he executed the remaining customers. "I repeat, we have a Code Jalapeño." The ground was slick with blood.
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itsamegg 27 Nov, 2021 @ 8:29pm 
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