Recent reviews by seagull stomper

10/10 saw the warranty man once got bored and glitched of map for 20 mins

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ despise this sad excuse for a game

this game is possibly the game of all time

rats=shaken
pants=shat
game=very fun
10/10

this game has done things to me emotionally i dont think i will ever feel again i truly felt connected to this man he liked my clicking and yet that bliss he gave me through approval was stolen from me i personally dont think i will ever recover from this...thank you

this is just like gorbinos quest this is gorbinos quest i am at peace with life itself

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgin pieces of ♥♥♥♥ ruined this game

before this game my life was falling apart people called me a stinky dumb dumb my peepee was tiny my family hated me i was really at my wits end BUT.............after 60 hours none of this has changed great game tho

please for the love of ♥♥♥♥ implement a save feature if game crashes just lost 2 hours of game time over ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nothing

i would rather ♥♥♥♥ in my hand and clap then replay this dumpster fire of a game