Just out here keeping it real with cool Garfield facts!

- Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

- Garfield doesn't work. He's a cat. He eats lasaga and practices black magic that can rip the very fabric of existence. Beware those who cross the orange cat...

- Odie is a wanted felon and is to be approached with caution. His appearance and initial demeanor is a lie. You cannot outrun the law much longer you conniving canine.

- Did you know that in the May 30th 1990 edition of the Garfield comic strip, Jon Arbuckle drinks dog semen? It's true, Jim Davis says that it's a protein drink to help pregnant animals but frankly I think Jim Davis is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ liar, ♥♥♥♥ you Jim you can't even write a single adult joke without backtracking? I expected more out of the artistic integrity of my daily newspaper comic strips, Jim. Instead you play me like this, play me like a fool who doesn't know what dog semen is. Well Jim I know what dog semen is and you can't hide it from me.

- Garfield hates Mondays! What a grumpy guy!