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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 10:47pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 5:13pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 2:40pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:35pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:48pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:30pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:38pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:39pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:37pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:14pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:35pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 3:20pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:13pm



Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked