gg boys

WHO MADE THAT MESS

Sorry, being in proximity to a league player has severly damaged my health. I will now be blocking and deleting this player.

Last week*

Last JDog hit Gold rank in League of Legends, Summoner's Rift for the first time. Today, when he went on his walk to his standard retail job, idk he felt like I had this new edge to him that wasn't there before. He went from a triangle to a square pretty much. Have any other LoL overachievers ever felt this way before? It's like his rank is strapped to his waist and now whenever people are at risk of passing me on the sidewalk, they skirt over to the other side in a tizzy. At work, someone tried to shoplift some Almond Joy. When he caught him, he yelled "hey!"

And he looked at him and scoffed, like, "whatever dude, don't be a hero."

He put a hand on his hip and said "I'm not a hero, I'm a mid laner."

He dropped the candy bar and ran to his getaway vehicle. He recorded the plate and called the police. +rep

I hath copulated with thine mother yester moon... jk jk... lest?