Recent reviews by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This game is like sim city but better. In Sim City you have to set up water systems for your people and make sure they thrive as a city and more b******t, whereas in this game you can let and your d******d citizens starve and then get invaded by the USSR. It's made by some studios that I have never heard of but it doesn't matter as their servers are still quicker than EA's. Also, it is a very mature game as it has racial stereotypes such as accents of the Chinese and getting awarded by the Middle East with camels. Its dialogue isn't cheesy, boring and s**t like other city simulators but actually says how we think it. The bakground music actually makes you feel happy eventhough you know that you are living in your parent's house basement, have no friends and cannot talk to girls without taking a dose of Xanex and pretending to be drunk but you only get drunk off of 2 sips of water.If you are procrastinating and cannot be bothered doing revision for your upcoming GCSE's, like taking long walks on the beach and/or have a large penis this game is where to go.