Constipated SpongeBob
Patrick Star   Texas, United States
 
 
How tough am I? Well, I can be constipated for life! Herro friends, my name is Constipated Spongebob and my face can not only be interpreted as Asian but, also as constipated, hence the name my parents gave me after birth. Many may assume I am Spongebob Squarepants, who is my more popular brother as seen on TV. It is an unknown fact that Spongebob Squarepants has a brother (me) because me and him always had a dominance struggle ever since we were young. He wound up being the more popular and most successeful in life for he is a millionare now... Though I have the privillage to specialize in playing Garry's Mod as a career, I am still content living a low-profile life. Please, I will not tolerate any pitty aimed towards me. I also have a disease called Constipation, which is quite ironic... I have tried all the treatments and pills, including Ex-Lax, but none seem to help and the ones that do alleviate some of the pain taste extremely awful. I encourage you to enjoy your life to the fullest and be elated while playing video games because video games is what makes me live my life. They make me forget the pain, grief, and they allow me to escape the "real world".
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