Set fire to your hair, Poke a stick at a grizzly bear, Eat medicine that's out of date, Use your private parts as piranha bait; Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways to die; Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways to die; Get your toast out with a fork, Do your own electrical work, Teach yourself how to fly, Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie; Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways to die; Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways to die; Invite a psycho-killer inside, Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride, Take your helmet off in outer space, Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place; Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways to die; Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die; Keep a rattlesnake as a pet, Sell both your kidneys on the Internet, Eat a tube of superglue, "I wonder, what's this red button do?"; Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways to die; Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die; Dress up like a moose during hunting season, Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason, Stand on the edge of a train station platform, Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing, Run across the tracks between the platforms; They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly The dumbest ways to die, The dumbest ways to die, Dumbest ways to die; So many dumb, So many dumb ways to die.
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