Recent reviews by Seal Yaggington

Glory to project moon...

It made me cry. And then it made me cry again. And then it made me ugly cry. And then it made me cry just a little bit more at the very end. If that sounds like something you want, play this game. 100% it even.

It's a fun little game. The pixel art is consistently pretty, and the exploration gameplay feels pretty good when you're not stuck. You will probably get stuck though lol, so keep a guide handy. This game doesn't like telling you when it wants you to backtrack, which means you can waste a solid 20 minutes looking in a completely wrong area. Also, while there were puzzles I enjoyed in this game, there were also a lot of puzzles where the answer is just written out for you and you need to look up or down to see it. But overall, I had a good time so I'm saying I'd recommend it.

Play it to the very end. If you are willing to take your time making it there, I think you'll resonate with this game deeply.

I die so much. Great game.

Fun game with a lot of charm. Don't try to go for all the achievements unless you're prepared to have no fun for up to 10 hours on the Seal the Deal DLC's deathwish.

'Tis fun.

The name of the game is realism > functionality when it comes to its mechanics. However, in real life, I feel like you'd have time to hit someone in the head with a machete or other sharp weapon and back up before they hit you back (because you'd cut off their head), which would've helped me avoid many stupid deaths.

Basically, if you want a fun zombie survival game made on the source engine, then buy Left 4 Dead 2.

Budget Garry's Mod parkour because it's similar enough but mechanically worse. Honestly this game isn't terrible, it's just that there are numerous parkour games that I'd rather play because of their better mechanics... Like Garry's Mod.

Overall a good game, but it's got a bunch of problems. 7/10. If it's on sale, I'd definitely say buy it, but if it's not, it's up to you.
Pros:
-It's fun to chop enemies and objects up into hundreds of pieces
-The story is good
-The game looks nice and it feels cool to rip out robotic hearts
-Music is really... Solid?
-The final boss was legitimately challenging and tough
-The game has one villain that I really liked (and the rest were decent)
-Some interesting side weapons acquired from the games bosses

Cons:
-A terrible title
-Over half of the bosses are just sponges whose sole purpose is to just absorb hits and dish out a bunch of unfair attacks
-Some of the enemies just feel unfair as they will do things like pin you down and do tons of damage and you must whiddle away at them until you can break their armor/limbs, which is a pain