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The gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be
aware of it.
-- Oliver Herford
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P.S. I suppose I really should be nicer to people today, considering
I'll be singing in Billy Graham's choir tonight... :-)
-- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>
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"The combination of a number of things to make existence worthwhile."
"Yes, the philosophy of 'none,' meaning 'all.'"
-- Spock and Lincoln, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.4
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Fry: Ah, the Breakfast Club soundtrack. Man, I can't wait until I'm old
enough to feel ways about stuff.
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You mean you don't want to watch WRESTLING from ATLANTA?
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HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:
#32: You call your answering service and they've never heard of you.
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I wish I was on a Cincinnati street corner holding a clean dog!
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