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UwUups, I accidentawwy shot you again!
UwUups, I accidentawwy shot you for a thiwd time!
UwUups, it's dah popo.
Youw honow, it was just an UwUupsi I didn't mean to kiww dat man.
UwUupsi, now I'm in jaiwl fow fiwst degwee muwdew!
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life i've been given.
"Shrek is love" I say, "Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a ♥♥♥♥.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "THis is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurst so much, but i do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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ERROR! True Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!
Send this to ten other Mujahideen: who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called
Brother again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you
3 back: you're off the martyr list
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!
♥♥♥♥
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅
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step 1) highlight '♥♥♥♥♥♥'
step 2) type '♥♥♥♥♥♥'
step 3) you are a '♥♥♥♥♥♥'
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