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This ones gonna have to be a good one! ready? lets go! hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg!!....... >_<"
You gamers won't realise this but this fella has the most impeccable jaw line - pure ♥♥♥ magnet. But lets jump right into the star of the show - His meaty saline ropes!
What can i say - the sheer quantity, you haven't seen NOTIN like it, you couldn't handle it, buckets of the shimmering stuff!
the viscosity - like a fly in a trap your jaw is glued together, its like gorilla glue
Its dazzling like mother of pearl catching the beating midsummer sun
the power with which he pulses them out, hammering your colon like a bailiff collecting debt
and the aroma - that sweet aroma, salty like sea brine aerated against the quay in an autumn storm with a floral hint, undertones of ammonia that make it feel naughty but nice
all in all Simon is a great gamer, a lover & a confidant who ages like a fine wine with every summer
we hold him dear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7PLJuqIm8Y&ab_channel=CatersClips