LlamaFarmer
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
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Trelfૐ 3 Jul @ 6:21pm 
I missed a year, cant believe it.
This ones gonna have to be a good one! ready? lets go! hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg!!....... >_<"

You gamers won't realise this but this fella has the most impeccable jaw line - pure ♥♥♥ magnet. But lets jump right into the star of the show - His meaty saline ropes!

What can i say - the sheer quantity, you haven't seen NOTIN like it, you couldn't handle it, buckets of the shimmering stuff!

the viscosity - like a fly in a trap your jaw is glued together, its like gorilla glue

Its dazzling like mother of pearl catching the beating midsummer sun

the power with which he pulses them out, hammering your colon like a bailiff collecting debt

and the aroma - that sweet aroma, salty like sea brine aerated against the quay in an autumn storm with a floral hint, undertones of ammonia that make it feel naughty but nice

all in all Simon is a great gamer, a lover & a confidant who ages like a fine wine with every summer

we hold him dear
Trelfૐ 12 Aug, 2022 @ 3:02pm 
this gentle&/man tastefully deposited mournful ghostly ribbons upon the altar of my back door :steamfacepalm:
Trelfૐ 11 Aug, 2022 @ 5:29pm 
Trelfૐ 12 Jul, 2021 @ 5:19pm 
this fella shoots the fattest, wettest milk ribbons i have ever seen
Sneakiro 21 Jun, 2021 @ 1:54pm 
Bumder
76561198157737572 29 Dec, 2016 @ 5:08am 
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