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43 of 50 (86%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 8:56pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 9:40pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2015 @ 5:39am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 10:15am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2015 @ 4:45am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2015 @ 12:05am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 10:18am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 7:24am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 7:11am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 10:30am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 9:03am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 10:48pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 8:44am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 6:59am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 11:11pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 8:40am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 10:00pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 7:56am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2015 @ 9:25pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 8:25am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 7:56am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 10:31am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 10:14pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 7:46am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 9:16am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 9:30am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2015 @ 4:20am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2015 @ 8:19pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2015 @ 9:14pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2015 @ 3:23am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 7:57am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 11:03pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 7:46am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 8:49am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2015 @ 8:40pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 8:35am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2015 @ 9:49pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 8:23am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 9:27pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 10:04am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2015 @ 12:24am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2015 @ 3:38am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 7:43am



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.