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I deawt with a highwy pwofessionaw Iwaqi snipew, who head shot about a dozen individuaws fwom my battawion, kiwwed muwtipwe, tuwned one into a vegetabwe, and the west bawewy suwvived by puwe wuck. I mysewf was neawwy tagged by a headshot, pwobabwy fwom that same dude, who onwy missed me by inches because of the angwe, distance, and me moving. This guy was so good that we sent CIA countewsnipews, CAG, Wangews, and SAS, pwus my own battawion did evewything to hunt his ass down, and he got away and was onwy caught in a waid yeaws watew.
I dealt with a highly professional Iraqi sniper, who head shot about a dozen individuals from my battalion, killed multiple, turned one into a vegetable, and the rest barely survived by pure luck. I myself was nearly tagged by a headshot, probably from that same dude, who only missed me by inches because of the angle, distance, and me moving. This guy was so good that we sent CIA countersnipers, CAG, Rangers, and SAS, plus my own battalion did everything to hunt his ass down, and he got away and was only caught in a raid years later.
I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink
And he went to bed for a really long time
I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer (herrrrr)
I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head
My goofy ah friend, Jamarious Quandele Dingle tried to eat my but during Ramadhan