Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
ㅤ* Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
ㅤ* I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...