They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am I danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am foreskin man.

One day, you'll wheeze to death
So my friend, stay off that meth
Your lungs will be turned like cheese
and through living, you'll be finding it hard to breathe
and bloke, don't say I didn't warn ya
If you croak will give condolenses to your ma and pa

WOT THE ZOG

Thats it, im gonna swear on your profile

a real human being, as baffling as that is

+rep can fart in he own mouth