badbitch tbh

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"If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things less
efficiently." -Calvin's dad

"I don't know which is worse, ...that everyone has his price, or that the
price is always so low." -Calvin

Reality continues to ruin my life.
-- Calvin
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hey cutie~how old are you? if youre atleast 18 we should maybe meet irl and ill play with you
~(oh lets be honest even if you are under 18 ill still do you!)i saw you play tf2,dota,and csgo and maybe we could cyber sex on mic in game and make everyone feel lewd from us being lewd~if you want to snapchat or kik just pm me,and ill always be up to us exchanging facebooks.a littler about me:im japanese,18,kinda short x3,kinky,pale,skinny,and bi.if (you want pics just ask).anyways,if you want to actually like date or something add me~i wont add you first though,if you add me ill know you want to date,if i add first imight have to face another rejection...and get depressed n stuff.anyways,i love you,hope you consider~!nya~!