Alyy
Alyy   Abu Dhabi, Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
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28
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381 XP
 
 
oh to be reincarnated as a cat.
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~[Seven-Kill]~
163 Members
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Recent Activity
12.3 hours past 2 weeks
11.7 hrs on record
last played on 24 Nov
Kitchen Crisis
Achievement Progress   4 of 30
4.3 hrs on record
last played on 23 Nov
Liar's Bar
6.1 hrs on record
last played on 5 Sep
LOCKDOWN Protocol
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oNNe 27 Mar @ 5:15pm 
+rep great survivor
Jake Gyllenhaal 20 May, 2023 @ 4:39pm 
xuisos
User_2005 18 Nov, 2022 @ 10:07pm 
+rep
ユラ リスボン 12 Nov, 2022 @ 10:20am 
+rep funny surv
Pepperoni 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:06pm 
d:steamhappy:
Infi 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:29am 
In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.