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For those reading:
When I play medic, I'm the most often requested character on the battlefield, and I'm the most often attacked. Many FLANK CLASSES, mostly such as soldier and SCOUT, cause me to enter a catatonic state of irreversible anger and frustration, causing my eyes to bulge out of their sockets, the veins to swell on my forehead, and my bowels to be irritable as ever. This is not, fortunately, a common occurence. I waive off any troubles as "bad luck" and "poor positioning on my part."
One time is unlucky. Two times is a coincidence. Three times is a pattern. EIGHT TIMES IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ INFURIATING.
OH, DID I MENTION THAT HE'S GOOD AT DEMOKNIGHT AS WELL? EASILY ONE OF THE STRONGEST CLASSES AGAINST LIGHT TARGETS.
I'M ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PISSED AND NOW I'VE ♥♥♥♥ MYSELF IN ANGER, THANKS TO YOU, I'M GOING TO WADDLE MY WAY TO THE BATHROOM TO TAKE A SHOWER. I'M FUMING. GG, GOOD SCOUT AND DEMOKNIGHT.