Too dry, not enough paprika or pomade. Asked to see the manager and he proceeded to spend the subsequent 12 minutes coming up with devastating metaphors for how smooth my brain was. Rating: 1/5 stars on Yelp, would NOT recommend to a friend, colleague, ex-lover from a passionate tryst in Paris amidst a Louvre heist, OR acquaintance send tweet

whos funny looking primate?

lol