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Holy f*cking sh*t. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erecti*n. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant f*cking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog p*ssy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

F*ck, my f*cking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to f*cking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

Have you ever had sex? No? Well, there's no need to be ashamed. Because there is no such thing as sex as it is impossible. You see, girls actually don't have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. They just pretend they do so they can promise us something of great pleasure when they can't and won't even give it.

"Oh but what about porn where people have sex?" you say? Its just carefully edited CGI as such activities are impossible with the human body. Your friends? They are just lying to look cool. So where do babies come from? Space. When an asteroid crashed into the earth millions of years ago, we as illegal aliens landed on earth. The viruses we brought killed off all our predators and enabled us to live the perfect life. And when we proved we were living a stable life in the form of a "family" we were sent a baby from our home world.

I know its very hard to take in. But how else would you explain us not being able to have sex for this long? If it really did exist we should have been able to do it by now.

its me Ghost add me

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