Ahab Cheese
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I eat ass.
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Lippy 21 May, 2022 @ 10:52am 
Man, it's a real challenge. We should have the utmost respect for those people and what they deal with. First time I tried to go down on my Japanese girlfriend, I couldn't find anything in all that pixelation. I tried and tried, but either I came away with a mouthful of pubes, or a tongue a few shades too brown. We decided, right, let's take it back to basics, this'll work—went in for the insertion, but she squealed in a pained rage as I hit the tighter cave trying to navigate through that pixel maze. And to my horror, it's contagious! I haven't seen my ♥♥♥♥ unpixelated in nearly five years now. Respect the Japanese—it's a marvel that they've come this far with this terrible affliction.