ClassyDog
Ehric der Ehrenvolle   Oxford, Oxfordshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Be aware you peasants. Licking the finest ragout and smoking the most exquisitly flavoured cigar in the world is one activity only I and the gentlefolk are legitimated to. Halt and stay where you rightfully belong. The blood of one's nobleman can never be worth nearly as the blood of a punk or scum. Also I entrust only the rich folk to dine with me by site, but even them could never reach the pureness of my blood royal. My Net-worth is 19 billion dollars and I own 23 of the identical jackets in red with clifflinks and collars in black, which cost me easily 41000 dollars each. I smoke 30 kilograms of tabacco a year also I inject myself 2 full grams of morphine right after I am awake. I am truly a gentledog. Learn to know me, the ClassyDog.
My biography
As I was just finished with my Oxford degree, I was confiscated by the army in 1963, I was poor as hell with only 50 millions dollars to my name. The time being in vietnam I have executed 100 men with my knive, 10 of them were killed in a fight just against me in a forest near Mang Ri. Although the generals knew my potential, I was free to go after the war ended with just a corporal rank. Afterwards I was lucky to tame a dinosaur, which is now living under the city's graveyard, in a tunnel, right next to my 30 bunkers I built for old time's sake. And of course to be sure that I am surviving the next apocalypse. Last but not least I tried once to shoot myself up with my dear friend GentlemanDog, with a catapult.
DatScar 2021 年 8 月 23 日 上午 9:35 
EHRENLOS-RIC
GentlemanDog 2021 年 4 月 13 日 上午 7:29 
Alter was en Ehrenloser
GentlemanDog 2020 年 11 月 17 日 上午 7:12 
ALDER WAT NE RITCH ♥♥♥♥♥
DatScar 2019 年 11 月 13 日 上午 9:27 
DAS IST DER NOOBPANZER!!
ER SUCHT NOOB PROFILE UND KENNZEICHNET DIESE!
DERJENIGE DER DIR DEN NOOBPANZER AUF DEIN PROFIL POSTET IST AUFJEDENFALL EIN BESSERER GAMER ALS DU!
DU MUSST JETZT ANDERE NOOBS SUCHEN!
DER PANZER IST DAFÜR DA DAS DU AUCH MAL ETWAS TRIFFST!

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DatScar 2019 年 10 月 20 日 上午 10:47 
Ach du scheiße, da ist Hühnchen in meinem McChicken!

-Eric Mangrich
DatScar 2019 年 10 月 20 日 上午 10:46 
Ich habe mir 5 mal in die Hosen geschissen

-Feldwebel Schwarz; Heeresgruppe Eric (Company of Heroes 2)