Recent reviews by Exotype

I'm sorry, I thought this was democracy.

Talked smack to space dog, space dog immediately slaughtered me and a friend, then proceeded to rip my other friend out of the ship, causing us to lose everything. 10/10 wouldn't make quota again.

How can I possibly hate something to the very core, but love it so much to the point where I cant stop playing? I have hulk hogan man handled some controllers over this game, bending them and hearing subtle little pops while they scream for mercy for me to just stop playing, but I cant, because on the other hand this game will have me absolutely demolishing kids while I fake spit at my monitor and tell them to "get out of my lobby". I have never ALT F4'd a game so much in my existence, and every single time I hover over that uninstall button, some cosmic otherworldly force keeps from clicking it. I hate myself more and more every time I boot this up, but I cant stop. If you love what mental sanity you have, and trust me, mines dwindling, stay very far away from this game, This game is some psychological horror mind experiment disguised as a way back when sword fighting game. God help me.

dog?

Goodbye any remaining social life I had left.

What seems innocent on the outside, is actually a breeding ground of hatred and monkes performing sexual acts on you virtually against your will and screaming the N word profusely. Im worried for our youth and future.

I took one for the team and streamed this in discord to the boys. Im mentally scarred and I fear Ill never be the same.

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Haha lasers go brrrrrrr

Bad Game. Weapons have infinite durability, guns take more than 1 shot to kill to the brain, even when upgraded. Not immersive at all, weapons wheel/quick swap, guns autoload for you, no cocking weapons. Theres a battleroyale mist that creeps on you during scavenge missions so you feel rushed and you dont get to explore everything. Just rush, grab what you can, leave, rinse repeat.

All in all, theres better choices out there for a zombie experience. Dont get me wrong, the zombies look neat, graphics are nice for what it is. But its just not worth it to me personally AND i bought the special edition because it LOOKED good. Take that as you will, but I will be refunding.