To tell you the truth, I don’t even want a girlfriend with big ♥♥♥♥, perfect hair, or a factory new Karambit fade; those are just “extra” things that I wouldn’t mind looking at. What I really want is a girlfriend who is truly passionate about CS GO, so much that she smiles and lights up when she talks about it or plays it. A girl who isn’t afraid to hold my hand in public and introduce me to everyone as "my AWPer”, who stares at me when I’m clutching 1v3 B retakes and smiles because she’s happy that she’s with someone as skilled as me. Most of all I want someone who doesn’t see me the way I see myself, as a filthy nova 2 scrub. I want someone that loves me more than I love myself, as though I'm a ♥♥♥♥ing Master Guardian Elite. Is that really too much to ask for?

To tell you the truth, I don’t even want a girlfriend with big tits, perfect hair, or a factory new Karambit fade; those are just “extra” things that I wouldn’t mind looking at. What I really want is a girlfriend who is truly passionate about CS GO, so much that she smiles and lights up when she talks about it or plays it. A girl who isn’t afraid to hold my hand in public and introduce me to everyone as "my AWPer”, who stares at me when I’m clutching 1v3 B retakes and smiles because she’s happy that she’s with someone as skilled as me. Most of all I want someone who doesn’t see me the way I see myself, as a filthy nova 2 scrub. I want someone that loves me more than I love myself, as though I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Master Guardian Elite. Is that really too much to ask for?