GIDDY UP 🐎🐎ALL MY BET PLACING ♥♥♥♥♥ POPPERS 😘😛🐈 TODAY IS THE KENTUCKY DERBY 🏇🏁 AND I BET 😉😏 YOURE READY TO WATCH THOSE COCKEYS 🏇🤠RIDE IT HARD AND FAST😤😫 I DONT KNOW WHAT ALL THOSE HORSES 🐴❓ARE RUNNING FOR 🤨🤨 CUS I ALREADY CAME FIRST 💦💦💦 IF BILL CLINTON WAS STILL ALIVE TODAY🪦🙏 HED WANT YOU RISKING IT ALL 😩🤪 ON THOSE DIRTY HOES 😽🫦 I MEAN HORSES 🐎🐴 I NEED TO KNOW 🙋‍♀️‼️ IF A THROAT GOAT LIKE YOU 🍆👅 IS ALLOWED TO RACE TOO 🤔🤣 YOU BETTER NOT PACK CONDOMS ❌🚫🚮 JUST A BIG STUPID DERBY HAT 👒🎩 CUS THIS RIDE IS BAREBACK 🧴😉😬SEND THIS TO 1️⃣3️⃣ OF YOUR DERBY ♥♥♥♥ RIDERS 🥩🤠OR YOU WONT GET PUT UP TO STUD 😭😢 GET AT LEAST 5️⃣ BACK AND YOULL GET TO CASH IN FOR CUMMIES 💦😏 SADDLE UP FOR DADDY

GIDDY UP 🐎🐎ALL MY BET PLACING ♥♥♥♥♥ POPPERS 😘😛🐈 TODAY IS THE KENTUCKY DERBY 🏇🏁 AND I BET 😉😏 YOURE READY TO WATCH THOSE COCKEYS 🏇🤠RIDE IT HARD AND FAST😤😫 I DONT KNOW WHAT ALL THOSE HORSES 🐴❓ARE RUNNING FOR 🤨🤨 CUS I ALREADY CAME FIRST 💦💦💦 IF BILL CLINTON WAS STILL ALIVE TODAY🪦🙏 HED WANT YOU RISKING IT ALL 😩🤪 ON THOSE DIRTY HOES 😽🫦 I MEAN HORSES 🐎🐴 I NEED TO KNOW 🙋‍♀️‼️ IF A THROAT GOAT LIKE YOU 🍆👅 IS ALLOWED TO RACE TOO 🤔🤣 YOU BETTER NOT PACK CONDOMS ❌🚫🚮 JUST A BIG STUPID DERBY HAT 👒🎩 CUS THIS RIDE IS BAREBACK 🧴😉😬SEND THIS TO 1️⃣3️⃣ OF YOUR DERBY ♥♥♥♥ RIDERS 🥩🤠OR YOU WONT GET PUT UP TO STUD 😭😢 GET AT LEAST 5️⃣ BACK AND YOULL GET TO CASH IN FOR CUMMIES 💦😏 SADDLE UP FOR DADDY

- rep COH 2 NOOB who leave in middle of game

PIECE OF S H IT

I load into some quads with my boys - crouch walking Carl, pre-aim Peter and aim down Andrew. We double check our settings to make sure auto tac sprint is disabled. I wish we could disable regular sprint as things feel a little quick, but we’ll make do with crouch walking and crawling.

We are silent on comms as we exit the plane. This is serious business. We hang up to make sure no one else is landing even relatively near us, changing our drop location multiple times to ensure a slow and tactical start.

We carefully loot each building, moving room to room never more than a few inches away from each other. Carl often leads the way, slowly and tactically crouch walking inch by inch. “Cover my six!” Carl says. We are about to enter a new room where danger may lurk.

“Stun out!” Says pre aim Peter as he tactically makes use of his tacticals. You can never be too careful. You have to check every angle and stun or flash every corner. He gives us the all clear to proceed to the next room. Once the entire building is clear we make sure to sit still and be silent to hear if anyone else has moved our direction. We hear nothing.