I once saw this man eat an entire loaf of unsliced whole grain bread in one sitting. When I asked him if he needed water, he choked out the words, "I'm the bread god, frick-head!" and proceeded to Naruto run around the outside of the bakery. I tried to stop him, but he pushed me as he came around. Luckily, I managed to catch myself from falling. He then stripped down to his undies and chased a nearby homeless man about three blocks down the road before falling on his face and throwing up undigested chunks of bread. Amazingly, the chunks were still dry. This man was eventually forced to go the local hospital where it was found he had Hepatitis C.

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