Recent reviews by Standwich

I dare you not to cry.

The gameplay is great when you get to play. I got through the first 2 hours with no issues at all. After that I had an issue where a bird creature would start flying and my game would crash. Finally got passed that and had another 90 or so minutes of fun gameplay. Now since the recent patch I can't do anything after loading my save without crashing.

This review will change to a positive review when I can play this $70 AAA title again.

EDIT: They fixed the game and it's good.

It's not the best choice, it's SPACER'S CHOICE!

Got killed by a naked man jumping out of the woods screeching over his mic. Would play againg.

Even free, this game is too expensive. I would have to be paid to play another match of this noise.

I now understand why we golf with spheres and not cones.

Sent a compliment to the countess that said, "Thou hast a booty so vast I shall refer to thou as Bootyzilla." Then she thanked me for it and offered me an alliance. 10/10