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🐳 🌽 💎 🥞 🎄 🌸 ⛳ 🍧 👹 💛 🍇 🎈 🌳 📀 📗 ⚡
The father, passing through his son's college town late one evening on a
business trip, thought he would pay his boy a suprise visit. Arriving at the
lad's fraternity house, dad rapped loudly on the door. After several minutes
of knocking, a sleepy voice drifted down from a second-floor window,
"Whaddaya want?"
"Does Ramsey Duncan live here?" asked the father.
"Yeah," replied the voice. "Dump him on the front porch."
I will not drink!
But if I do...
I will not get drunk!
But if I do...
I will not in public!
But if I do...
I will not fall down!
But if I do...
I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge.
📘 💗 👳 🐠 🍆 🎄 😺 🕺 🐊 🚗 🎽 🥞 ⛳ 📕 👾 🎍