Progression de Лёшазавод1980 pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 20 mars 2023 à 8h54

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 24 juil. 2022 à 22h44

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 13 juil. 2022 à 3h23

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 24 juil. 2022 à 22h44

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 20 mars 2023 à 7h54

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 20 mars 2023 à 8h41

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 20 mars 2023 à 9h25

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 21 mars 2023 à 5h50

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 23 mars 2023 à 6h29

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 25 mars 2023 à 5h41

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 8 avr. 2023 à 20h35

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 20 mars 2023 à 9h23

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 20 mars 2023 à 9h15

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 20 mars 2023 à 8h23

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 25 mars 2023 à 5h28

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 23 mars 2023 à 6h14

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Débloqué le 8 avr. 2023 à 20h30

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 13 juil. 2022 à 5h24

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 21 mars 2023 à 5h28

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 17 juil. 2022 à 0h00

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Débloqué le 25 mars 2023 à 5h28

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Débloqué le 24 juil. 2022 à 22h44

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 17 juil. 2022 à 0h07

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 3 oct. 2024 à 6h05

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 21 févr. 2018 à 19h18

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 20 mars 2023 à 9h03

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 24 juil. 2022 à 22h44

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 20 mars 2023 à 7h59

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 20 mars 2023 à 9h11

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 22 mars 2023 à 5h03

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Débloqué le 20 mars 2023 à 7h46

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Débloqué le 25 mars 2023 à 5h38

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Débloqué le 13 juil. 2022 à 3h36

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Débloqué le 13 juil. 2022 à 4h37

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Débloqué le 13 juil. 2022 à 5h35

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Débloqué le 17 juil. 2022 à 1h01

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Débloqué le 20 janv. 2023 à 21h04

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Débloqué le 13 juil. 2022 à 5h15

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Débloqué le 13 juil. 2022 à 5h34

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

22 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

20 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

27 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

2 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

10 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

1 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,955 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

4 / 30