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Du var en riktigt söt kille
som visade tydligt vad du ville
Du har alltid varit glupsk, nervös och smått utvecklingsförstörd
men sen fick jag ett konstigt sms en tråkig höstkväll
Du hade träffat en kärring på krogen
Jag blev då orolig för att du inte skulle vara nog mogen.
Men tjejen visade sig vara en riktig pangbrutta
och idag i kyrkan gav ni mig gåshud.
Det blev så tydligt för mig då hur bra ni passar tillsammans
hoppas snart att vi får höra små tassar från en tvåbent krabat i ert hushåll
Men mest vill jag er med detta tal säga att allt kommer bli så in i helvete dåligt.
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