you hate me

Genital jousting for me?? Im crying bro

I’m telling you, Lambda-Y is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids“ then he ran out the door

As an atheist, I would never believe in a silly religion. however, if I were to choose a religion, I would likely go with the Greek god mythology. I find their rich lore and dynamic backstories quite unique compared to the silly tropes modern theology tends to swing.

From now on, Traditional Minecraft accounts will be removed, and the games account system will be the same as your reddit account. The game will also now be moderated entirely by reddit moderators

Part 2: Mobs
There will be a new mob called a "redditor" that can only be found in underground structures (they dont go outside).

These redditors hate bedrock edition, so they will automatically be hostile if you are playing that version of the game. On java, these mobs will become hostile if one or more of the following conditions is met:

-You have auto jump enabled

-Your PC has Fortnite installed

-You have a tiktok account

-You said rickrolling isnt funny

-You didnt audibly say "Nice, thats a wholesome 100 moment" every time you go to coordinates that have the numbers 69 or 420

-You have ever used emojis at any point (the game will check your reddit account history)

mornin