One day there was a chicken named Obama, it had big Jaws and looked like an ostrich shark. It could never have the sexy time, lil chicken was really sad. One day it saw a bufallo whose name was Clinton and had a tattoo of a chick giving him a blowjob on him. lil chicken saw the buffalo of its dreams. It could finaly have the sexy time. Then they both gave birth to a baby cow flavoured fish named Regan. Regan never fapped but he never got any blue balls or erectile dystfuctions because he ejaculated inside himself.
They lived happily ever after.
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