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ㅤ* Man in pub: How much do you charge for one single drop of whisky? Landlord: That would be free sir. Man in pub: Excellent. Drip me a glass full.
ㅤ* I have all the money I'll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
ㅤ* Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm giggling!