HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN!
-- E. E. CUMMINGS
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Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.
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Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters
needs pounding.
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"That's the problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying
to describe things of unimaginable wonder." -Calvin
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[while Peter is changing Stewie]
Stewie: No, you idiot. That's not baby powder, that's paprika. Ahhhhhh. Take that.
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Van Roy's Law:
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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Everyone wants results, but no one is willing to do what it takes to get them.
-- Dirty Harry
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The fact that 47 PEOPLE are yelling and sweat is cascading down my
SPINAL COLUMN is fairly enjoyable!!
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You may be marching to the beat of a different drummer, but you're
still in the parade.
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