🎮 Level: Professional Button Masher
💔 Life Goal: Get better at video games… or at least look cool failing!
🍕 Snack of Choice: Pizza rolls—because who has time for full meals?
🤖 Current Status: Mostly hiding from my responsibilities, but also saving the world… one noob at a time!
🐢 Skills: Expert in running away from fights and accidentally setting off traps.
😂 Fun Fact: I once tried to speedrun my laundry. Spoiler: I lost.

Join me on my quest for epic loot and questionable life choices!