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A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking good.

[something about a 10 being a 4 after a six-pack? Ed.]
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You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit.
-- E.A. Gilliam
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ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO
MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
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"The jig's up, Elman."
"Which jig?"
-- Jeff Elman
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* boren tosses matlab across the room and hopes it breaks into a number
aproaching infinite peices
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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
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Life is too short to be taken seriously.
-- Oscar Wilde
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"Jesus saves...but Gretzky gets the rebound!"
-- Daniel Hinojosa (hinojosa@hp-sdd)
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Revolution, n.:
A form of government abroad.
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