I once used defibrillators on myself.
I put shards of glass in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥' eye.
I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing;
I still had to pretend I was in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Cirque du Soleil show!
I've swallowed enough microchips and ♥♥♥♥ them back out again to make a computer.
This arm has been ripped off completely and re-attached with *this* ♥♥♥♥♥♥' arm
Nothing kills me. I'm immune to 179 different types of poison. I know because I ingested them all at once when I was deep undercover in an underground poison-ingesting crime ring.
During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of congress as Barack Obama.
I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air.
I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while it was on fire. Not the car, *I* was on fire.
You think why? Well, I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do: walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up piano at a late age