Khawaja, L-Dota champ, you’re quite the sight,
Last hitting creeps? Yeah, not quite right.
Your plays are wild, your skills are low,
But you never charge in, like as if you’re the pro.

You roam the map, without a clue,
Getting ganked like it’s something new.
You tower dive, then wonder why,
You’re respawning with a heavy sigh.

And then there’s the “phusee,” silent but grand,
Sneaking out like a thief in the land.
Clearing the room, making us flee,
Man, what did you eat? It’s a mystery!

But we still love you, no matter the smell,
Or how often your Dota plays go to hell.
Keep queuing up, keep blowing that breeze,
You’re a master of Smelly chaos, and making us wheeze.

Hey people who think I'm toxic. I would like to say this because I hate when people call me something I am not. I am an a-hole of the highest order but I rarely mean what I say and I will tell you when I mean it because people being mean for no reason is fudging stupid. I sit back and watch the world and laugh because I see the comedy in all the tragedy I have to because I know the pain of hate true unfiltered hate better then most people and I hate that feeling. So when I call you an idiot I'm really not I'm saying, look what you just said/did/wanted to do was really dumb," I don't mean I think you're stupid. Sorry I'm really tired and I tend to write my feelings when I'm tired fudge it I wont send this unless I hit the enter key on accident and who would do something that stupid when they're tired.

My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and it destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family througth what your grandfather had put us through." I agreed. At 24, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your gameplay gave me cancer anyways.

+Rep, amazing person, pleasure to hang out with and truly spice certified! Stay awesome dude! - Lil

+++++rep best farmer i know !!!!!

+rep number 1 bestie never spreads lies about me and usually is on my side
+rep also best sensei out there

-rep is a farmer