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server issues gay but game good so eventually maybe just game good

Game became d*gsh*t as soon as everyone unlocked melee weapons, cloaks and shotguns + heavy is dumb as ♥♥♥♥ to have giant health and rpg 1 hit kills. great mechanics (movement and shooting) awful balancing equipment.
also the objective is the worst type possible for this kind of game.
dont play until the whole game is reworked with game modes and heavy rpg is deleted and cloak is deleted and sword and knife is deleted. also f*ck las vegas, burn it to the ground.
2/10 Trash

also, any shooter with a landmine in any sense loses points 3 points by default.

like all cod games. dog sh*t casual sperg sim made for consoles and with no balancing or good map design.

Dog

This game functions worse than Stephen Hawkings body, that man has amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) and is also dead.

Its pretty relaxing until you get banned for being named "Ann T Semite". does amazon think i can choose the name i was born with? this is discrimination against the differently named.

I personally met the lead developer of this game, David Adams at furcon 2019. when he told me about the game i said i was unsure if i would enjoy it and he in his drunken state started a fight with me. he called me the n bomb and told me my wife was a ♥♥♥♥♥ and that her cooter should be sewed into a purse for him. he stumbled away from us eventually and tried to spread rumors about me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the undead to all the fellow furries i was trying hang out with. needless to say when i played this games my hopes were low.

this game is as dull as a shooter can be. nothing is innovative. it does nothing new and it was a clunky mess with no element of skill nor fun to win and on top of that it was developed by David Adams, a known xenophobe in the furry community.

Let me just start by thanking the brilliant dev team that im sure exceeds at least 2 people, thank you for making such a modern revolution to gaming history.
How to begin on a game so packed with content.. Well Evil Tag on its surface looks much like it could be a simple game of tag you would play in preschool however it is so much more, once you sink your teeth into the perfect medium rare gourmet steak that is this game you find so much flavour and joy. Many moments I had to get off my thunderX3 gaming chair and fall to my knees and cry of pure happiness that i finally found my lifes true calling. Its far from a game of tag, this game of tag is evil! A battle between light and darkness, life and death! You can feel an aura of pure evil in the landscape around you, the dread of your character is conveyed with such magnitude due to the oscar worthy performance of all voice actors. Every empty corridor you walk down and reach then end of only to find nothing for the 100th time is a tyrannically evil representation of life that truly showed me the meaning of my own and yet fear of the lurking tagger continues to rattle my bones down to the marrow. Stains in my adult sized slipstreamH90 gaming diapers begun forming rapidly as I would Scurry helplessly searching for anything to save me in my time of need.

All of the following is experienced in only one side of the game (the runner). This role alone changed my real life forever. Like Forest Gump from that day i was running. I run everyday down my local neighbourhood in my custom print Evil Tag merchandise and so far i have lost about 88kg (about 194.007lbs for u Americans) of gamer weight. I even met a girl for a short while on the nearby walking trail and fell in love. She had hair that flowed like water, eyes that could light up the night sky and teeth that could pry open a can of spaghetti through a chainlink fence. We often spent nights pondering and writing Evil tag lore and developing football style playbooks after having mapped out the world of evil tag and of course making custom cosplays for each character and yes it was taken into the bedroom. She was the closest object in my life I've come to loving more than evil tag... But sadly she got fed up with my lectures on white racial injustices and the adrenochrome consuming draconians infiltrating our governments (please research this)... During one of our arguments she hurled my lego star wars 20th anniversary edition snowspeeder directly at my head so hard that i fell unconscious. I woke up an hour later bleeding from my face alone. She took her things, both our evil tag cosplay outfits and my pet Yorkshire Terrier dog named Lieutenant Goebbels and left our wonderful town of Wagga Wagga Vic Australia to pursue her dream of riding a humpback whale in New Zealand. But thankfully i will always have Evil Tag to remember her by... I will continue to play evil tag until the day i die which thanks to my high levels of blood pressure should be soon.

Thank you evil tag for the best times in my life, sincerely Richard B Throber

if a triple-A game cant program a functioning main menu its not worth your time. If i meet any of you positive reviewers in person and preferably at the shanachi pub warrnambool ill ♥♥♥♥♥♥ break i great northern over your head ♥♥♥♥

i use this to annoy overwatch people that ♥♥♥♥♥ at their team, ♥♥♥♥ those chomos take it easy f*ckhead tah tah there r*tards