SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP @Swaggy.Mike

Ask your scholarly friend, “Do you prescribe to the theories of Dr. Rubdy?” If they have read the paper “Sensitizing Learners Towards a More Productive Classroom Participation: an 'Exploratory' Approach” by Rani Rubdy of the National University of Singapore, they are likely to respond with a resounding yes. Then it is your turn to shout “Rub Deeeeez Nuts!!!” If they ask who Dr. Rubdy is, you say “Rub Deeeez Nuts!” then grab your crotch, and then explain that Dr. Rubdy wrote a very important paper on class participation.

Ask your friend, “Do you know anyone who has Felty’s?” If they are unfortunate to have a friend who has Felty’s syndrome (which according to www.medicinenet.com is a complication of long-standing rheumatoid arthritis), it is your opportunity to exclaim “Felt Deez Nuts!!!!”

Ask someone “Have you tasted Captain D’s?” When they respond as to whether or not they’ve eaten food from the popular seafood restaurant, you get to verify, “Captain Deeeeeeeez Nuts?!”

Call out someone, “Hey Phil,” even if they are not Phil. When they respond, “Phil who?” it is your chance to exclaim “Phil Deeeeeez Nuts!”

Ask a baseball fan, “Circa 1999, did you want the Yankees or the Expos to win the World Series.” This is a win-win. If they say Expos you yell “Expose deeeeeeeeeeez nuts!!” It is then up to you whether or not you expose doze nuts. If they say Yankees, you yell “Yank on Deez nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts!” but don’t allow them to yank on your nuts