"I like fat ass and smokin' blunts" - Abraham Lincoln

My old manager's wife used to volunteer with deaf kids. She was at a science fair helping one of the older kids out, 17 I think. He farted and then my manager's wife laughed and signed something silly to him about farting. When she did so he got frantic and was signing so fast that she almost missed what he was saying. He asked her how on earth she knew it was him who farted (he assumed she smelled it). She told him that it was a pretty loud one. He then signs "YOU CAN HEAR FARTS?!?"

It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid one.

My name can very from Limy, Limyntes, Marble soda, to Silence

Quotes:
Comance: I colonized the gays
Shiroku TheHusky "I encourage you all to be a little MORE autistic!"
Zeibs: "♥♥♥♥ you Grandma"
Pastry: Calab what's wrong? ♥♥♥♥ in the ass?
Pastry: My ♥♥♥♥ is sixteen inches, everytime time I get hard I pass out.
Slam: "Everything these days are based around acceptance and equality
but the people who practice it themselves have no idea of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ concept"
Comance:"It's just a mexican guy taking his shirt off over and over again."
Zeibz: "You think it's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke? Go beat your meat if you really want to."
Comance: "I will drown the world in semon"
Pastry: "Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot?"
Atomato: "yeah, shes got some tits! :3"
Mudi: "I swear to god if she's naked, i'm gonna be pissed"
Pastry: "other then lynchings the only other thing you can find here is coke!"
Slam: "She gets in the van, Sorry there's no candy in here, but what i got is some used tampons and beer."
Slam: "You ever think that pornos are just fragvids for ♥♥♥♥♥?"