Hardey was a normal
monkey, he did normal monkey things,
and he was accepted by the other
normal monkeys. And then Joey came.
Joey snatched Hardey away from his other
monkey friends and took him to a labrotory.
At this labrotory, Hardey roamed free, swinging
and hanging on any thing he wanted to. Hardey had
a newly aquired taste for whiskey and so when Joey
set down a beaker full of brown sparkling liquid, Hardey hasted
to drink it. That beaker actually had carbonated Te3c6H134Ah9Ro43Ho27
sweetened with sugar. Te3c6H134Ah9Ro43Ho27, or Gliconiondesaperuts,
caused Hardey's bowels to throb, releasing fumes that violently compounded
with the Co2 being released forming Be5Ga7Ge3Se18Co66Ar2 or Dilanthonionmonocarioc, as it is formally known in the lab, which was sucked down Hardey's throat and into his lungs and was then broken down and sent into red blood cells that transfered to Hardey's primitive brain. These complex minerals activated a portion of this mammal's subconcious that hadn't been evolving since the dawn of time.