To bait frog withal: if it will feed nothing else,
it will feed my revenge. He hath disgraced me, and
hindered me half a million; laughed at my K/D ratio,
mocked at my sweet gains, scorned my afro, thwarted my
leaderboard placement, cooled my frannds, heated mine
toads; and what's his reason? I am a deer. Hath
not a deer eyes? hath not a deer hooves, horns,
thighs, senses, affections, passions? fed with
the same food, hurt with the same shotguns, subject
to the same diseases, healed by the same means,
warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as
a hoomanfolk is? If you prick us, do we not ouch?
if you tickle us, do we not laugh? (if I could laugh)
if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not
revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will
resemble you in that. If a deerfolk wrong a hooman,
what is his humility? Revenge. If a cowpoke
wrong a stag, what should his sufferance be by
a squatters example? Why, revenge. The villany you
teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I
will better the instruction.