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Concerned Christian father here, recently my 11 year old son downloaded the video game Fortnite after playing it at a friend’s house. While I didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he called me a “default” and did a strange dance. His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and now he’s threatening me with violence. Yesterday I entered his room to see him smoking a cigar and playing extremely Loud rave (sinner) music, he has dyed his hair blue and now refuses to go to Bible study unless we “take the battle bus”. I don’t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transport except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?

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Don’t trust this guy, he lost his virginity to a horse. Then sent me twelve snapchat pics of dying African children in his basement. Six years later he arrived at my doorstep wearing a full body latex suit screaming, "I knew the muffin man!" Before i knew it, he was in my house just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on everything, I quickly grabbed a kitchen knife but as I turned around he was gone. Nothing but ♥♥♥♥ piss and a little ♥♥♥♥♥ remained. After that I have went off the grid, I now use satellite internet coupled with three VPN's running through a tor browser to evade him tracking me. Some believe he has existed for century’s, and that he has played a role in every major event in human history. The fall of Rome, the 9/11 attacks, the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, the Norman conquest of the Britian, the Bolshevik revolution and much more! Whatever you do stop this creature!