The rumor says that this man will tickle yo pickle for a nickel!

Hey we 1490 kids! Do you remember We had to get up at midnight, every night, to have our bowels eviscerated by hordes of demons. Oh and also the constant raids by heathens that kidnapped our firsborn into slavery good times i say ini't?

Sometimes i listen to SpiceGirls and imagine smearing ♥♥♥♥ in your face while doing a druidic ritual.

I once saw a TV show where a man ate another mans testicles, he was Japanese. Hence i've been a black man inside a white mans body. I'm vegan too! Call me i got a huge ♥♥♥♥! ;)

Watch out for Rabies though!

My mate fancies you.