RNGesus who art in Matchmaking,
Bashlord be thy name.
Thy Random Distribution come,
Thy Crit be done
in Low Priority as it is in Ranked.
Give us this day our Regen Rune,
and forgive us our techies picks,
as we forgive those who pick techies against us,
and lead us not into Counter Helix,
but Backtrack us from damage.
For thine is the Bash, and the Crit, and the Evade,
with Pure Skill.
GGWP