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I Think I Got This

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 9:23pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 10:09pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 10:08pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 9:14pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 9:49pm

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 10:00pm

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 10:06pm



There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 1 minute 50 seconds.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 3 minutes.

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 30 seconds.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 45 seconds.

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 30 seconds.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 10 seconds.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 45 seconds.

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.

It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 1300ml of blood.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 1500ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 2300ml of blood.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 1000ml of blood.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 800ml of blood.

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
13,074 / 50,000

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

Bin there, done that

Throw any object into any bin in reception

You're into that, are you?

Tickle Bob's feet

Mass ejection

Eject all the tools into space

Smash TV

Make the TV in the ambulance fall off

Bin Longden

Throw any object into the furthest bin in reception

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...